crying because I insulted his feathers.
And now I have to make him curry so he can start feeling better.
A LOT OF CURRY.

I didn't even know I can MAKE Curry!
What is curry anyways? I know it's spicy stuff, but I have no idea of the ingredients...


BTW.
This was all in my dream last night.
Im not on drugs, I swear!

But yeah, he was basically a REALLY BIG AZTEC GUY wearing an indian feather head-dress and blue and orange EVERYWHERE.
And I went out in my backyard and was like,
"What's this?"
and he's like,
"I AM QUETZALCOATL! GOD OF THE APOCOLYPSE!"
and started making like, really big storms come out of nowhere.
And I just stood there and was like,
"You're not a god."

and he stopped and looked all angry and insulted,
"WHAT?! HOw could you SAYYYYY that?"
and I said,
"Cause real gods don't wear feathers."


And then he started crying.
So I had to make him curry so he would feel better.

And once he ate the curry, he turned into a REALLY BIG WHITE FLUFFY DOG.
And I started petting him.

And then I woke up.


Dream interpretation, anyone?